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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>an internalnet diablog</description><title>semiserious</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @semiserious)</generator><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Let’s be honest. If I’m ever actually outside of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstu59ERfP1qz7678o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let’s be honest. If I’m ever actually outside of AT&amp;T 3G coverage, I’ll have far worse problems than not having 3G coverage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOL Flyover.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/237759438</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/237759438</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:34:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There is only one correct statement out of all this that gets...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslznwR5cb1qa5z33o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is only one correct statement out of all this that gets you any “cool guy music points”:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was mildly annoyed by the Postal Service before I was mildly annoyed by Owl City.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So there’s that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/235254430</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/235254430</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:54:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wikipedia has never let me down</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mykicks.tumblr.com/post/231606010/wikipedia-has-never-let-me-down"&gt;mykicks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Alliance to End Hulkamania&lt;/b&gt; was an alliance between the &lt;a title="Dungeon of Doom"&gt;Dungeon of Doom&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a title="Four Horsemen (wrestling)"&gt;Four Horsemen&lt;/a&gt;, two of WCW’s heel stables, formed in an attempt try to get rid of &lt;a title="Hulk Hogan"&gt;Hulk Hogan&lt;/a&gt;. They decided to end “Hulkamania” at the &lt;a title="Uncensored"&gt;Uncensored&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Pay-per-view"&gt;pay-per-view&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a title="March 24"&gt;March 24&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a title="1996"&gt;1996&lt;/a&gt;, in &lt;a title="Tupelo, Mississippi"&gt;Tupelo, Mississippi&lt;/a&gt;. They had a “Tower of Doom” match with three levels of steel cage that they were going to use to get rid of Hogan.&lt;sup&gt;&lt;a&gt;[1]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; The Horsemen were in one cage, the regular members of the Dungeon of Doom were in another, and two large wrestlers who the Dungeon recruited for this event, &lt;a title="Robert Swenson"&gt;The Ultimate Solution&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a title="Tom Lister, Jr."&gt;Ze Gangsta&lt;/a&gt; (Hogan’s former &lt;a title="World Wrestling Entertainment"&gt;World Wrestling Federation&lt;/a&gt; nemesis Zeus), were in the bottom cage.&lt;sup&gt;&lt;a&gt;[1]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;sup&gt;&lt;a&gt;[2]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; The Ultimate Solution was originally named &lt;b&gt;The &lt;a title="Final Solution"&gt;Final Solution&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, but following complaints from &lt;a title="Jewish"&gt;Jewish&lt;/a&gt; organizations to the &lt;a title="Turner Broadcasting System"&gt;Turner&lt;/a&gt; corporate offices, the name was changed.&lt;sup&gt;&lt;a&gt;[1]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I remember seeing this match. In theory it was great, but it got kind of boring because their were only so many moves they could safely do on a steel cage stacked on top of a steel cage stacked on top of a steel change. Plus, the camera work wasn’t that great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, Macho Man as involved.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/231909634</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/231909634</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:16:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksd3qeLxiZ1qz7678o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/228581244</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/228581244</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:42:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>FEELING RIPPED OFF HERE, NBCMIAMI
Could you at least take your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksaj2rqR2C1qz7678o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FEELING RIPPED OFF HERE, NBCMIAMI&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Could you at least take your own screen cap and find a synonym for slaughter?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/227162546</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/227162546</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:20:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksaj0wr3K81qz7678o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/227161767</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/227161767</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:19:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>STOP POSTING PICTURES OF DEAD BIRDS OR BIRD PARTS ADORNED WITH JEWELRY</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have seen one too many of these and they freak me out, thank you. This is not directed specifically at you, Raabia.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/227155463</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/227155463</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“You guys, do you think that someone who’s never...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:254171" width="400" height="333" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" flashvars="autoPlay=false&amp;dist=www.southparkstudios.com&amp;orig=" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You guys, do you think that someone who’s never seen this show &lt;i&gt;Whale Wars&lt;/i&gt; will get the joke?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Umm, good point. Let’s just have Cartman sing ‘Poker Face’ over a montage.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/226960592</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/226960592</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:26:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Just days after the news that a teenager stabbed his...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8rr6xIlp1qz7678o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Just days after the news that a teenager &lt;a&gt;stabbed his little brother to death&lt;/a&gt;, police have revealed why.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The boys were fighting over the sound of the speakers connected to the computer, &lt;a&gt;WSVN 7&lt;/a&gt; is reporting. &lt;a title="William Gorzynski"&gt;William Gorzynski&lt;/a&gt;, 15, eventually stabbed his little brother, 14-year-old Matthew, in the chest, killing him in the family’s &lt;a title="Coral Springs"&gt;Coral Springs&lt;/a&gt; home on Monday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The two brothers were having a dispute over the sound of the speakers that were hooked up to the computer. The dispute actually escalated to where it became physical. William armed himself with a kitchen knife from the kitchen and actually stabbed Matthew one time in the chest,” an officer told WSVN.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/226196457</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/226196457</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:33:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I live one street over from the Cocodorm, a website where black...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5ldwrDIJ1qz7678o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I live one street over from the Cocodorm, a website where black dudes fuck each other on webcam.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The thing is I feel like that should be more hilarious than it actually is. Or atleast a good conversation piece? Maybe. Idk, I have never seen the guys, or have any real story other than I live within 60 second walking distance, and “hey, so I’ve got a story about black gay porn” probably, actually, isn’t the best chit chat starter.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/224495751</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/224495751</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:22:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5k4qJJ771qz7678o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/224469772</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/224469772</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:55:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One of the Dumbest Things I've Seen Written About the Future of Miami</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“Why do we need to try to be New York or Chicago? How about let us be satisfied as being Cambridge, Mass or Hartford, CT.” - a blogger in&lt;a href="http://Mayor"&gt; his mayoral endorsement&lt;/a&gt; (incidentally without mentioning that that guy he’s endorsing has bought ads on his blog).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re talking about the actual City of Miami, here mind you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/224106166</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/224106166</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:22:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Clemson beats Miami in overtime.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks1l9sWGsP1qz7678o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Clemson beats Miami in overtime.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/222222476</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/222222476</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:29:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Porn Liz Lemon from last night's 30 Rock goes an entire interview calling Tracy Morgan by his character name and no one else</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bscreview.com/2009/10/30-rock-savanna-samson-on-her-appearance/"&gt;The Porn Liz Lemon from last night's 30 Rock goes an entire interview calling Tracy Morgan by his character name and no one else&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;But really the gold here is: “Savanna’s most recent movie is &lt;i&gt;I Was a Teenage MILF&lt;/i&gt;.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/221308946</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/221308946</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:14:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The former Sports director of WVUM works for an indie music PR firm.
The former Music director of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The former Sports director of WVUM works for an indie music PR firm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The former Music director of WVUM (that would be me) wrote seven sports related blog posts this week.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/221236922</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/221236922</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:30:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hunterstephenson:

yep, donna shalala (pres. of the university...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxv5nXM3G1qzpa3fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hunterstephenson.tumblr.com/post/220375539/yep-donna-shalala-pres-of-the-university-of"&gt;hunterstephenson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;yep, donna shalala (pres. of the university of miami, i have pics…) and mr david cross shared a table at the whcd…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/221016354</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/221016354</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:04:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"(About the New Orleans Saints) “They’re undefeated, so they’re probably smelling themselves, rubbing..."</title><description>“(About the New Orleans Saints) “They’re undefeated, so they’re probably smelling themselves, rubbing each other’s balls, all that shit…””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dolphins Linebacker &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=8484"&gt;Channing Crowder&lt;/a&gt;, a lovable and cunning wordsmith who previously admitted to having &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/314977/channing-crowder-is-a-citizen-of-the-world"&gt;no idea where London was located on a map&lt;/a&gt;. (via &lt;a href="http://productivitydecreaser.tumblr.com/"&gt;productivitydecreaser&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thank you so much for this late in the day blog fodder.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/220298709</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/220298709</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:32:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Das Schweinchen in der Großen Stadt</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krvsmpnZyj1qz7678o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Das Schweinchen in der Großen Stadt&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/219327102</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/219327102</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:23:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hello favorite album art of the year, probably.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kruiq28ySg1qz7678o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hello favorite album art of the year, probably.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/218736840</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/218736840</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:51:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>spacecataz:

My Uhura costume came! And everything fits...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kruhkcplyq1qzv1ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://spacecataz.tumblr.com/post/218715788/my-uhura-costume-came-and-everything-fits"&gt;spacecataz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My Uhura costume came! And everything fits wonderfully, even the slutty boots! This is gonna be the BEST HALLOWEEN EVER.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And look at Kirk, like he’s ready to get summa dat ;-*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT WHY IS THE MODEL A WHITE GIRL?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Deguisement pour adulte&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/218726807</link><guid>http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/218726807</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:39:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
