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At least my Mom and I have an "authentic" relationship

  • Me: Dad says we don't have an authentic relationship. I don't even know what that means. That's not even a proper use of the word authentic.
  • Mom: All I know is that there are authentic Louis Vuittons and fake Louis Vuittons.
  • Me: Oh my god, that's almost an exact line from the e-mail I half wrote but haven't sent him.