Ed Droste has like one of the top ten gay lives going right now.
Ed Droste is the frontman for like one of the most critically adored bands of the past ten years. Ed Droste travels the world. Thousands of cute indie boys are mad crushing on Ed Droste, but Ed Droste don’t even care because Ed Droste is married to his cute husband and they live together in their cute apartment with their cute dog. Ed Droste’s Twitter account is flawless. Ed Droste is like best friends with Solange.
Oh you are not convinced? Well, lets put it this way: basic gays jam out at Beyonce concerts. Beyonce jams out at Ed Droste concerts. Any other logic is flawed.
"Best New Gay Life, 10.0" - Pitchfork