“ Maybe we could have an all-gay service! They’d be allowed to wear camouflage neckerchiefs and camo capri pants. To avoid any sexual harassment claims, they’d have to have their own barrack, which we could outfit with a dance club, and a cosmo bar. Their band would mostly play show tunes, and soldiers captured by the enemy would be taught to reveal only their name, rank and seasonal color analysis (“I am Private First Class Jeffrey Smith, and I’m a ‘winter.’”)
Ann Coulter is the kind of cunt even conservative women would call ‘a cunt’. (via extrafirmhold)
I think I’m more offended that these stereotypes are seriously off-base and outdated.
I haven’t owned a neckerchief since Boy Scouts. I don’t even know where to by male capri pants. I rarely actually dance at dance clubs. I’ve never drank a cosmo in my life, and am not even sure what kind of liquor is involved. I don’t listen to show tunes, and only women from the ’80s know their seasonal color analysis.
(via babycoffin)
