Susan Miller’s AstrologyZone.com said I was supposed to have “a fateful, chance meeting” today
and I have not had any sort of meeting at all. She said “it looks like a beautiful, very electric night is in store. It’s a perfect night for an exciting first romantic meeting or for being with friends, for lots of surprising fun would bubble up.” And so far nothing has happened, and then this beautiful blonde boy (I don’t even like blonde boys usually, but whatever) popped up on my Grindr and I was like “WELL THIS IS IT! THE STARS ARE PREDICTING GRINDR!” …and he has not messaged me back. And ugh, if I have to go to the gay bar tonight I will kill someone. I don’t wanna manscape. And does it even count if it happens after midnight?
I HAVE A LOT RIDING ON THIS BECAUSE HER FEBRUARY HOROSCOPE PREDICTS GREAT THINGS FOR MY CAREER THIS MONTH AND I REALLY, REALLY NEED THAT RIGHT NOW THANK YOU STARS!
