At least Brian Moylan is good for reminding me that Peter Brant II is now legally 18, and I can once again legally indulge myself in fantasies of being whisped away into the elite corner of New York Society by a dashing young asshole heir for the first time since I (and the rest of the internet) forgot about PC Peterson. And Petey has actual money, and his father could surely ensure me the type of gig where I can have my name somewhere on Interview mag’s masthead with the littlest amount of work.
People will ask, “Oh, what do you do?”
And I will say, “I’m a contributing editor at Interview magazine”
And they will whisper behind my back, “Yeah, he contributes blowjobs to the publisher’s son”
And it will all be so very glamorous.
*DREAMS*
