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Lady (as she's jaywalking across Biscayne with a friend):
Hey
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Me (with window open, stopped in traffic):
*Oh god, I only have two cigarettes left. She probably wants a cigarette. I'm just gonna ignore her*
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Lady:
Hey, white boy! Don't ignore me!
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Me:
Uh, ....hi.
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Lady:
Put your number in my phone, we'll have some fun later tonight.
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Me:
Oh, uh, ummm, no thanks.
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Lady:
What's a matter? You don't like black girls?
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Me:
*Do I shout, "No, I just don't like girls" across Biscayne Blvd? Oh thank god, she's walking away. Ugh, but now everyone thinks I'm a racist.*
