I don’t really remember typing this while walking home, but my friend Jason’s car was ruined in a bit of flooding and he secretly really wants to get a Mini, but is worried that its a “gay car.” Which I’ve been trying to argue against. Anyway, he test drove a Mini today and loved it.
As for the “OMG” back and forth. So, some girl started dancing up on me during the show and I was like “oh, hi there.” And she’s like “you’re cute.” and I’m like “I’m gay.” So then she moved over to Jason, and I’m like “Oh, he’s gay too.” And then she tried to get us to make out, and I was like “but not gay for each other, sorry.” She was a cute girl though, but clearly not Ida No cute. Anyway, actually the time stamp of that text is 4 a.m., and I think we were just “OMG”ing over how long it took us to get food from Checkers, so.