Finding out some acquaintance dude I've known for a year grew up in Miami
- Him: Yeah, I used to skate down in Kendall a lot when I was a kid.
- Me: Wait, you're from Miami?
- Him: Yeah.
- Me: I thought you were from Pittsburgh. I mean, I have literally never seen you not wearing that Pittsburgh Pirates hat.
- Him: Oh, this hat? I bought it because I like the yellow p. (ed: hah)
- Me: So you have no connection to Pittsburgh?
- Him: No. Maybe I should get a new hat.
