Tired of all these random crushes, just need a guy to settle on
You know, just one guy whose Facebook I troll. One guy who I have favorited on Grindr so I can see how far away he is at any given time. One guy who I internet stalk, and not just casually when I’m bored, but like intensely. One guy who I show up at events for in tank tops for in the vain hope that it seems like the kind of thing he would probably totally be at. One man who one day, if everything works out, and when I get really, really fucking drunk, I make a regrettable overture to on the internet. I mean, maybe anonymously or through fake accounts the first few times, but one day, when I’m good and wasted, for real. I mean, Jesus Christ, I’m not getting any younger here.
