March 2012
I got the next cable tear up basically to watch Portlandia and Drag Race, but I’m exploring my other new channels and for some reason I’m watching Great American Country’s top 100 videos of the 2000s.
So Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Me was number three, and before the video comes on the host mentions the Kanye incident with absolutely no humor and says, “Kanye made...
February 2012
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While we're on the subject of drag, here's a list...
Bjork
Luna Vachon
Wendy O’Williams
A pregnant woman knocked up by a third different father who only talks about how she gets high all day and thinks about ways to refashion the clothes she buy at the good will across the street from the trailer park.
M.I.A.
But, seriously, Bjork.
Ida No
The chicks from Cocorosie
Heather Locklear
Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman?
Irma Vep
Elmyra...
What if God came down and granted you that special...
Like, you’re an inner city black girl and you want to be able to sing about your story but you could only sing country-western songs?
Like, you a 42 year-old Preacher’s wife who always wanted to be an actress, but you could only do so in softcore erotica movies?
Or like God said you could finally be funny but every joke you told had to be a about a horror movie?
Or you could paint...
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but I just want you all to know that the things I...
like Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston are my girls. (yet, I still have not seen Just Go With It).
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ok someone come over and snuggle with me now thank...
Does Meryl Streep even know she's a gay icon?
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"Click, Click, Click." - Katharine Hepburn
But what amazing clicks they are.
Walgreens sells $3.99 bottles of red wine
and, you know, the quality I value most in a wine is the ability to get me drunk and this certainly gets the job done. God bless you Southern Point vinyards.
Edit: Apparently its pretty respected for a $3.99 wine.
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Emma Stone is a national treasure.
popculturebrain:
She’s like a funny Anne Hathaway.
and a sober Lindsay Lohan.
Red Carpet Reactions
Ugh, fuck, Gwynth Paltow looks amazing, and that dress is refreshingly different without being crazy, and ugh I h8 Gwynny so much.
Is this Jessica Chaistain? Because she looks like an ugly over embroidered chair from a 17th century french palace. She looks like something a King Louis would put his ass on. And if you’re gonna go with the regal chair look make the hair match.
Who is this?...
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Predictions for Tonight's Big Award Show: The...
Worst Picture: Jack & Jill
Worst Actor: Adam Sandler
Worst Actress: Adam Sandler
Worst Supporting Actor: Al Pacino
Worst Supporting Actress: David Spade
Worst Director: Michael Bay
Worst Screenplay: Bucky Larson
Worst Screen Couple: Adam Sandler & Adam Sandler
Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake or Ripoff: Breaking Dawn
Worst Ensemble: New Year’s Eve
At a certain point you stop wanting to actually...
Like either getting to reject them outright or just a little kissing/cuddling/feeling-up is enough. You know? Who needs the dicking half the time really?
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I'm watching Donald Glover's Comedy Special on a...
and its not that funny, but I finally get it. I finally want to fuck him. Hard.
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Anonymous asked: Wait, what is "the U" and why is it associated with the University of Miami? Shouldn't it be the M?
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This thing posted at 12:34 looks a lot like this thing posted at 1:08.
Not crying copying, just wondering where’s my goddamned HuffPo political/media “reporter” job already.
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I can't tell if I'm sexually frustrated or just...
Either way I am frustrated, and so far tonight I’ve taken it in since-deleted horrible posts attacking bears and a dumb fire place. Grasping at straws.
If there's one thing I've learned by having a...
mykicks:
and my uncle keeps telling me to shave.
You gays, is this a true thing? Why am I like always the odd man out in this generation of fags when it comes to body/facial hair preferences?
I might be like looking at chest hair popping out a v-neck, but its usually in horror.
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I actually think Curb Your Enthusiasm Would Make a...
So, I’m just gonna rip Curb Your Enthusiasm off, but in that format. You know, some slight situation and name shifts, but basically keep all the same personalities. Then I’ll sell it to a big network. CBS? And it will win all the Emmys and revitalize the triple camera sitcom format!
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What if the noise cars makes is actually really,...
Like, since we’ve been hearing this loud noise as kids our ears drown it out? And cars are so very loud, but we haven’t noticed.
And maybe that’s why people who grow up in rural areas dont like city noise because their ears are more sensitive to car noise?
OMG OMG OMG LINDSAY LOHAN IS HOSTING SNL SOON
AND OMG YOU GUYS I HOPE THIS IS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF HER COME BACK, BECAUSE I LIKE THINK THAT I WONT BE HAPPY UNTIL SHE”S GOT HER SHIT TOGETHER SHE IS INDICATIVE OF OUR GENERATION?
