January 2012
2011 In Review
I think I drank more alcohol this year than any year before.
Which does not indicated depression or alchoholism. It means I’ve had more people to drink with than ever before. This, strangely, about sums up the year.
Off to drink some more!
Update: Maybe this just means I’m friends with more alcoholics than ever before, but whatever, they’re really great alcoholics.
December 2011
The creator of Grindr cruised me on Grindr Today
In case you’re wondering he uses phrases like “what u into” too. He’s not just the creator, but he’s their number one client.
I think this means I’ve won the game of Grindr.
Ok, so far we have two suggestions for "Eyebrows"
Ok, ok, we can work with that. I can’t say that I’m not disappointed no on said “taint,” but we’re all learning things here. I think that, together, we are using social media to revolutionize the way the world thinks about and carries out the process of manscaping. And I think of that we can be proud. Think this will lead to BIG THINGS in 2k12!
What parts of my body should I shave/Veet because I’m bored right now?
“Being the most famous sheep in New Zealand is like being a supermodel in...”
– -Deadspin: This Guy Died This Year: Shrek, The Unshearable Sheep
Best line on the internet today.
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vlog episode two
topic suggestions?
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Anonymous asked: Do you have a speech impediment?
Horrible son tip #1
When you wake up earlier than your mother expects and accidentally hear here discussing her botox appointment later in the day don’t bring it to her attention immediately.
What until that night, and just tell her “well, you look a lot more youthful since last time I saw you” and give her a knowing look.
Its not true that botox impeded people’s ability to make facial...
“And when we were younger me and your aunt wrote the name of every guy we ever...”
– my Mom
“You’re my favorite member of the family. No, you are my favorite. I know...”
– me to my sister.
My mom doing her best shocked "You smoke pot"...
calloutqueen:
I wish the gigantic gay bars would play better music.
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Watchhere is my video vlog with requested jokes.
it was originally 519 mb but that was a problem so now its just like 2.7 mb and its not even a problem of any sort.
I made a vlog but its taking forever to upload and...
You guys, just once I would like to experience the...
Should I vlog? What should I do in my vlog? First person with any sort of interesting idea wins all of the vlog points. Or a lot of the vlog points. I’ll have to see how many vlog points I have and then I’ll give you at least a healthy chunk of them. Should I not vlog?
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Ten Best Florida Town Names
Blountstown
Bonifay
Chattahoochee
DeFuniak Springs
Kissimmee
Longwood
Sopchoppy
Waldo
Weeki Wachee
Wewahitchka
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The night I wear a mesh tank to da club.
Is the night _________________.
Does anyone want to adopt a cat? I feel like I'd...
I’d just kind of laze around your apartment all day curling up in odd places to take naps. I’d occasionally show you affection, but mostly treat you with a cold disdain. I’d definitely try and swat jingly toys out of your hand. Would probably occasionally ruin something you own. Just fill my water bowl with whiskey from time to time and we’ve got a deal.
To understand the media's reaction to Christopher...
Thanks bro I made out with months ago for making...
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When you watch any old SNL sketch with Casey...
jandro:
Fleetwood Mac - Dreams (Soul Clap...
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Still one of the greatest scenes in television history.
What if I had a quarter life crises and decided to move to LA and become an actor, and everytime I went out for a role I auditioned with this Julia Sugarbaker monologue?