January 2011
Wait do I know some girl with a drunk, horny...
Or did I just read that online somewhere? Why would I read that online somewhere?
Ok, and actually person with drunk Eisenberg story. Not trying to blow up your spot. I don’t even remember if I heard it directly from you, or someone told me. Oh God. Maybe I should stop right now.
Remember when I leaked the burn book? THAT WAS HORRIBLE. I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON.
Dear Person I Follow Who Has a Firsthand Story...
Oh God.
In which I come home and realize i missed the...
Sparks and Rec
I Loved Lucy Before She Sold Out
Badly Drawn Boy Meets World
Chico and the Man Man
The Meriwether Post Pavilion Tyler Moore Show
Four and a Half Locos
Akron/Family Matters
Even Sufjan Stephens
M!!!A!!!S!!!H
The Fresh Prince of Bel!On!Air!Liberty!
The Bonnie Prince Billy of Bel-Air
Will Oldham and Grace
Chilligan’s Island
Everybody Loves Raymond Now That...
“Sort of weird that repressive regimes think blocking the Internet can quell...”
– Egypt Has Shut Off the Internet
A character on Outsourced just said "I Want to go...
How can you rip-off your lead in?
Why am I watching this show?
Oh, because 30 Rock is its lead in and I am lazy.
How many of these people supposedly giving away laptops and other things on Tumblr they supposedly got mutliples of for Christmas or whatever if you follow them and reblog the post actually have these things or are just involved in some sad scheme for maximum Tumblr followers?
If even true, I have to question anyone who suddenly find them self with multiple MacBooks and thinks “Hmm, how do...
It's like that thing when you realize you're the...
How am I supposed to pick the “best” gay bar when there are only like five gay bars and they’re all horrible?
I don’t even think we have gay freelancers anymore, do we? Gotta hoist the burden of solely representing my people on my shoulders.
I don't say this to be funny, and I mean it with...
God, he is House Majority Leader now.
“Derek from sleigh bellz and me have matching florida tattoos and we both are...”
– Blog » Sleigh Bells- Tell Em (Diplo Remix) | Mad Decent
1) Should I get a Florida tattoo so I can be cool like Diplo and Sleigh Bellz bro?
2) There are non-shitty parts of Broward County? Just kidding!
R.I.P. Wizard Magazine (1991-2011) →
I used to buy this not because I was especially into comics, but just because I thought it was a good magazine. Witty writing with colorful, interesting visuals (at least by my tween/teen standards). It’s sister mag Toy Fair was also a fave.
I bought an issue sometime this year for old times sake and was absolutely horrified by what it had become. Like bylines by maybe only three or four...
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WatchLight Asylum - Dark Allies
It’s funny how I’ve heard a couple of mp3s of this band that achieved “meh” status, and then I see this video and I’m like “OMG THIS EVERYTHING I WANT OUT OF A BAND.”
I kind of wanted to make an entry into today's...
But also I am lazy and typing it out gets the joke across, and in case you’re wondering: RuPaul, Miss J, Diesel Washington and Kevin Aviance.
When the first page of your OK Cupid Match%...
Three friends of various friends who you have hung out with and oddly enough shared awkward car rides with but are all hovering around 30 and are each exactly 5’6, the former theater critic of your newspaper who you don’t know but know he has a long term boyfriend but states on his profile that “our relationship is open,” and a boy you’ve already made out...
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Waterbeds have played a significant but disgusting...
In the ’80s I guess the idea of opening a store that specialized completely in waterbeds made sense. My grandfather owned a few furniture stores and was looking to expand so he opened a waterbed store in Gainseville, Fl. I think it was called Waterbed Depot, but really wouldn’t have Waterbed Shed been so much more brilliant? I wasn’t born then so the family didn’t have a...
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“Word processing, e-mailing, even surfing the web: for many dogs, the future is...”
– The Most Emailed ‘New York Times’ Article Ever | The Awl
I love a good dog on the internet joke.
Oppression makes the world a more boring place
This is basically my grande political manifesto: anti-boredom, pro-wonderfulness.
What if I just interenetted right now?
Scene from a Gas Station Involving Aspiring Rapper...
“Listen baby, don’t get mad. You know I gotta put those videos out with the groupies to promote myself. Those chicks ain’t nothing to me.”
“Baby, was Ashanti mad at Nelly?”
“Was Beyonce mad at Jay-Z?”
“Baby, you’re my Beyonce. You’re the main chick calling the shots. You my Beyonce.”
“You mean everything to me....
