January 2009
“Piercing pioneer Jim Ward (image above), who in 1975 launched what is now...”
– WTF?
Mason Proper - Get Innocuous/Love Lockdown
I...
Charlie Cooper of Telefon Tel Aviv passed away...
“I can guarantee you that in the school year 2013-14, the most popular name for...”
– Mansfield Fraizer in The Daily Beast
Pro-Lifers, Ugh
“The Freedom Of Choice Act…could result in a future amendment that would force women by law to have abortions in certain situations (down syndrome babies, etc) and could even regulate how many children a woman is allowed to have.”
I am pretty sure that freedom of choice works both way. As in choice to be knocked up as many times as you want or not at all.
I am not 100% sure if this was me, but ooops
“Someone put ashes and/or a lit cigarette into the trash can outside the employee door. Well thanks to that person we had a fire. If it were not for Don coming in at that time, this could have been a real problem.”
Obama, Sort of a Dick
At the end of his remarks to his new staff, Obama informed Biden he would do the honors of swearing them in.
“Am I doing this again?” Biden said. “Senior staff,” Obama curtly replied. “My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts,” Biden said, attempting a joke about the Chief Justice’s fumbled swearing in of Obama on Tuesday. The staffers in the room laughed, and said, “Ooooh…” Obama...
It Doesn't Matter Because I Never Smile
I had one of these “teeth falling out” dreams last night, you know what that means. Except they didn’t just fall out. They were left rotten and decayed from some bad decsisions I had obviously made in my dream life, and as I was talking a chunk of them (I know that doesn’t really make sense, but it was like a connected chunk) came unhinged from the upper right part of my...
Pro-Life Group Up In Arms Over Krispy Kreme's... →
Serious Job Related Goals
I really want to get Riptide’s Technorati authority above 200 by sometime in February. We’re at 182 right now. So close.
Uh, also the goals of my first real “job” involve Technorati authority.
