January 2008
“Hey, how hung do you think Ian Curtis was?”
– unintentional, morbid hilariousness. Sorry Ian, R.I.P. and such.
Simplicity Often Leads To Frustration
Apparently Tumblr edits the time stamp out. Which is unfortunate because the point of the last amazing post was that we mentioned Elton John within a fraction of a second of each other. Well, at least making a clarifying post is easier than just deleting it.
Horrible Joke, Amazing Comic Timing
art: there is this place that sells versace boxer briefs
art: but they only have XL
art: im like wtfffffffff
kyle: for fat man
art: i know
art: for elton john obviosly
kyle: like elton john
kyle: ahahaha
art: amazing
“Way I see it, America needs a president who’s gonna somehow un-royally...”
– “Jimmy Carter” in The Onion
On JLo's Coat
kristen: everyone says that coat is H&M but i aint neva saw it. Its probably only good for anarexies and pregs
iruniran: the two natural states of hollywood stars
“In a statement, Mr. Obama did not acknowledge defeat and noted that he had...”
– New York Times. Hey, not conceding and ignoring the popular vote in favor of fuzzy political architecture worked for George W. Bush too.
Hillary Wins Nevada! →
Well, if you can believe, it seems like I broke another iBook power cord. This is like number 7. I break so many expensive things.
Hey Kyle
Hi Arturdo
Why am I a turd?
Because I want you in my butt.
I just read that, and there is no reason that needs to be immmortalized anywhere, but for future brilliant things I say someone should assist me in my pursuit of this knowledge.
ok so did you hear that cloverfield is supposed to be like the worsr
worst
really?
yea
i'm not at all surprised
i saw the monster thing did you?
the whole movie is people running around with a handheld camera yelling "DID YOU SEE IT? ITS GONNA GET US"
no
i heard its stupid looking
yeah
wtf it's not dinosaurs from space
my thought was that the dinosaurs from space concept was green lit when snakes on a plane looked like it was gonna be huge
and then when that failed they decided to keep it a secret
lol
but obviously they kept it a secret b/c it sucked
I want to post chat trasncripts, because I know that everyone loves to read those, but I can’t copy+paste from iChat in a way that makes it look like: kyle: blah blah blah Lagerfeld blah Minimal Techno blah blah blah blah Random People at School I hate whoever: gay as opposed to just this: ok so did you hear that cloverfield is supposed to be like the worsr worst really? yea i’m not...
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unh
chew