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Party in the USA

I am not one of those people who is ashamed to admit when I like some cheesy bit of pop culture, but...

People are un-following us on Twitter (now the highest form...

When 30 Rock comes back every Thursday Night NBC show will...

enterfortinbras: Bismuth

I’m guessing she’s probably regretting the face...

ROBOT CHICKEN

is a cancer on Adult Swim, and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at it once. Ok, and I am...

Name JD Lindsay Location Provo, UT Bio BYU Football and...

In an effort to try and get into more network TV I watched...

In an effort to try and get into more network TV I am...

In light of new information, I retract my previous rant.

Oh, IMDB how could you? Chloe Sevigny has dedicated her...

Stupid PETA Tricks: Ten Tasteless, Testes...

A visualization of the contiguous United States, colored by...

I would really like to watch television. Too bad network...

Charlie Crist is the Gayest Governor...

He got to taste some new gross Burger King products: “Oh my word, that is delicious. Get it...

CRISIS AVERTED

I gently pushed the center of my screen with my thumbs and everything worked magnificently. I may or...

THIS IS CURRENTLY MY MACBOOK PRO SCREEN. I’m dying...

“Tebow circumcised a few kids on one of his trips to the...”
— so creepy

Kristen Wiig seems to have really good style sometimes....

A banner ad on Espn.com for this obnoxious site from...

Skorts for men! Finally

I’m a smart, educated, relatively cultured person....

Linda McMahon CEO and occassional onscreen character of World Wrestling Entertainment is running for...

Tom Ford’s A Single Man seems to be the best hyper-stylized film set roughly about 50 years...

So today one kid stabbed and killed another kid with a box...

So pissed I did not bring headphones to work.

““Look, I’m a team player, I’m on...”
— President Bush supposedly on...

whoops forgot about this FormSping thing

ewhooopes, spaghette? Absolutely not. suphomie? You’re the shit Not much, just watching...

Another celebrity death: any Kanye VMA Jokes

To Patrick Swayze, Thanks for Everything

I feel this calendar item I wrote last year says everything I need to: In the film Red...

mykicks: christinefriar: passthemike:a-panda-girl:mymannemcee: I fucking love the internet. ...

“Hey Perez, it’s Gaga. Listen I’m going to...

How much longer will the world sit by quietly and allow...

There’s something extra classy about drinking High...

I'm Interviewing The Leading Honduras...

You know, Honduras. The country that just had a military coup a few months ago condemned by pretty...

This was the name of it. We had no idea what to call it and...

I thought YouTube had swallowed Kristen and I’s...

Be Adequite

sngnyrslp: semiserious: I want this tattooed on my inner wrist in white ink. adequite, kyle? is...

Be Adequite

I want this tattooed on my inner wrist in white ink.

Does this mean my Tumblr is racist or on to some conspiracy...

I wish I didn’t have this NASA album in my mind’s database, but MIA’s verse kept...

Ordered by most used:miami people time pretty life maybe...

Now, I’m getting verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves....

I mean, seriously, amazing.

airrich: Shit’n On You Hoe/GEISHA 305 Dade (via polodynasty) My new favorite song. I...

A comment left on a Herald.com about a new zoning code in...

Swine Flu is a Liberal Conspiracy

From The Dayton News Journal Letters Section: Re “Miami notes 25 flu cases,” Aug. 29: The threat of...

Porn Spoofs of TV Shows Fleshbot has...

John and Kate Fuck 8 Not Married with Children XXX Unnamed porn spoof of Cheers (Does anyone want...

Tom Ford’s movie, predictably, looks fantastic.

I never wanted to be one of those people who watch ABDC....

Tumblr Downer of the Day

“Overall, one in every 123 adult men in Florida was living with HIV/AIDS through 2008.” ...

I’ve been waiting for NBC Miami’s emotional poll...

"A South Florida man is suing his doctor...

CBS4: “The man will live the rest of his life without his penis,” said [Attorney]...

“No, I’m not a Jonas. Brother, I’m a grown-up....”
— Jay-Z rapping about the Jonas...

The earlier post made me hungry for Ben & Jerry’s...

One day my mom and brother went to the beach, and my brother...

“Big Haired Dudes with Bad Attitudes” Of course...

Fudge covered peanut butter filled pretzles in vanilla malt...

With 10 nominees for best pictures the year, the question...