February 2012
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Some of the most racist people in the world are people who claim that white indie bands/singer’s covers of Beyonce songs are better than the original.
Susan Miller's AstrologyZone.com said I was...
and I have not had any sort of meeting at all. She said “it looks like a beautiful, very electric night is in store. It’s a perfect night for an exciting first romantic meeting or for being with friends, for lots of surprising fun would bubble up.” And so far nothing has happened, and then this beautiful blonde boy (I don’t even like blonde boys usually, but whatever)...
There's a part in N*ggas in Paris where I always...
and I always think he means it like he’s about to bestow a grand honor on someone. Like it is a great privilege to be a homosexual that only a deity like Jay-Z can grant.
But really he’s just rapping, “just might let you meet Ye.”
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“For example, Gemini often likes to write, so if you are a reporter investigating...”
– God Damn Susan Miller, your February Horoscope is a little too eerily specific for me. You are predicting my hopes and dreams. Mind you, she’s predicting some sort of great but gradual career change over the next 14 years starting this month.
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“I started listening to experimental things like Radiohead, Nirvana,...”
– This girl who kind of seems like if Lizzy Caplan was a singer who went on a reality television show audition, and why am I even watching this horrible show? Why am I watching the Voice? OK she’s singing “Say Aah” and ok I actually kind of like it. Ugh. My life. This show. Why? But...
This Yale football player on the Voice right now.
Can we discuss this. He is gay? He seems gay, but maybe he doesn’t know it. His dad is an ex-NFL football player/minister or something He is singing backstreet boys. He is dreamy. He can’t sing that well. Oh god. Gorgeous. Kill me. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!
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What the fuck?
elgrandetuna:
Why the hell were M.I.A. , Nikki Minaj , and fucking Madonna doing the half-time show? Seriously? This is football, this is the NFL, this is the FUCKING SUPER BOWL! THE SUPER bowl. Not fucking High School Powderpuff. I’m pissed. I’m so glad I wasnt there. I’da went on the field and slapped those whores. What happened to the manliest sport around?
Just browsing the Madonna tag,...
Somehow my friend Liz and I are going to a bear...
I was drunk when I agreed to this and I am slightly terrified, but there are two important positive factors on the Facebook invite: “10¢ Wings During the Game” and ”Misty Eyez Trannie Palace Follows the Game”
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Ugh, now I'm gay married to this soda can I found...
Fuck, I accidentally just got gay married to...
I went to the pound and the Ikea today
I didn’t come back with a dog, but I did come back with two frames that are just a centimeter or so bigger than I need! [Why the fuck Ikea are you making frames for 15.25 X 11.75 prints when you know everyone in America just has 11 X 14 things to frame? Why don’t I think before buying things that seem about right? Ugh.]
Wonderful day!
I just want the world to know that there is a gay man out there who spends a good portion of most of his work day ever day thinking about Football. Also, sometimes I write about Baseball, but only to say that various things are ugly.
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Ugh, remember that post I made about how I wasn't...
hahahaha jesus christ. Mainly I’m posting this so you know I didnt post those pictures sober.
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I wanna drink my pain away but I'm on a diet and I...
and no one will love me if I’m fat, so that doesn’t really solve anything.
Can I just have like a really lusty but dramatic...
so I can just go back to like hating dudes and not caring about relationships and continuing to concentrate on being all that I need. Why has the Goddesses played this cruel trick on me where they have taking away my sex drive and replaced it with this pathetic Bridgette Jones glob of relationship envy?
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Just realized that neither editor today said a word to me about doing any sort of live coverage of either the Republican Primary or the eviction of the Occupy Miami encampment (yeah, very fucking sneaking police doing it on the night of the primary), and I was like “Oh, god I should do something! What should I do? These are important stories the world needs to know about” but then I...
January 2012
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tinyvessels asked: actually yes because I know everyone is up in arms about her but I have no idea why... I saw her SNL performance and it was bad, but people were talking about her before that and I just don't get it.
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Does anyone want to ask me questions about Lana Del Rey? I think the internet needs some more Lana Del Rey discussion.
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