semiserious
die young and leave a good looking corpse
Fact: Schools and parks always buy these kinds of tables so kids can’t snort lines off them.
The Chipmunks - She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes
She’ll expose you. When she snows you. She knows you.
Whoever took this thought it was probably arty and shit, but really the only thing it will ever be good for is illustrating my previous tumblr post.
No Swine Flu. No Cigarettes
It wasn’t swine flu. Frowney face. It’s not even regularly flu. It is upper respiratory infection, and it’s almost run its course.
Also, It’s been three days since a cigarette. I think that means I’m over the hump. I’m also back in the office, and I don’t miss smoking as much as I miss getting up from my desk and going outside at random intervals.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance (Hercules & Love Affair remix)
I really can’t describe the emotional reaction I had when I found out that this happened. Let’s just say I’ve been shocked less when I’ve found out people have died.
H&LA are not really masters of the remix, but I think this kind of works. It’s growing on me.
Of course, this begs the question: Would you rather go to the Blind bath house or the bath haus of Gaga?
There’s so many questions (like when did Yohji Yamamoto stoop to Ed Hardy levels?), but let’s start with what makes the wolf boxers worth $330 more than the snake boxers? Is there a surcharge for the extra tacky?
I have pretty bad flu like symptoms. It’s getting better, but I’m still going to the doctor tomorrow. Mostly out of curiosity of whether it is swine flu or regular old flu. I mean, if I’m going to have the flu it might as well be the hot, new, sexy, media-whore swine flu.
Though, it’s probably just regular ol’ flu. :(
Elephant fetus.
I will always defend a woman’s right to choose, but holy crap I am now a strong opponent of Elephant Abortion (unless of course the health of the elephant mother is at risk).
I am really not that afraid of Miami street riff raff, but am I a pussy if I drive? Of course, with parking I’d probably end up walking about half the way anyway.
Outside of South Florida, I assume.
edit: And I apparently missed “Luke Nancy Douchenstahl”
I Hate That "Ugh I Should Have Tumbld That" Feeling
Seriously, I hate when I see something on Tumblr i’ve already seen and thought, “ugh I should have tumbld that.”
That being said, my favorite Tumblrs are the ones with things I haven’t seen before.
TS: What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
MM: It would have to be this guy who had a fetish for bananas. He had me lube up a banana, put a condom on it, and fuck him up the ass with it. So I’m sitting there shoving a banana in and out of his ass, and then I thought I was over. But he said “No. For another thousand I want you to peel the banana and eat it.”
TS: Did you eat it?
MM: Yes.
TS: The thousand dollar banana. How’d it taste?
MM: It was nice! It was a great Chiquita banana, organic, a little firm because there was still a little green on it.
