“This guy left his cigarettes here last night but I won’t see him again in forever if at all so I just smoked them all” - a tragedy.
I just want to go out all the time. Why is Miami so boring Monday through Wednesday?
Right, but the songs off the next Kelly Rowland album are better than the songs off the next Beyonce album? Right?
Can Icona Pop record a remix with the chorus “I don’t care! I hate it! I hate it!” so I can use it as my personal theme song?
Dear already pleasant looking gay boys with rich dads, you do not need to get your lips done. What is this epidemic and what kind of cartoon mouthed dudes are you idealizing? Thanks god Restylane is temporary.
Exeggcute is a collection of seeds. It says it in the pokedex. They aren’t eggs. You could think of it as if the “nuts with faces” on exeggutor fell off they would form exeggcute. I take my pokemon seriously.
Yeah, but you know that’s just the story department thinking “Uh …what the fuck do we do with these?” Plus the Pokedex changes between generations as to whether or not they’re eggs.
Kyle, are you going to write your thoughts out about that video about gender politics that’s been going around?
No, I started to, but I’m really tired and I just kept refreshing my dash instead.