“This guy left his cigarettes here last night but I won’t see him again in forever if at all so I just smoked them all” - a tragedy.
semiserious
“ I had to think about that for a while to think about what I thought about that
Hilarious out-of-context quote from video at center of gender controversy thing I’ve been stealthy following for the better part of a week. Will save to one day insert into a sitcom script.
I just want to go out all the time. Why is Miami so boring Monday through Wednesday?
Right, but the songs off the next Kelly Rowland album are better than the songs off the next Beyonce album? Right?
Oh, cool. Nominated for two AAN awards, one from my small excursions into extra-curricular music blogging.
Can Icona Pop record a remix with the chorus “I don’t care! I hate it! I hate it!” so I can use it as my personal theme song?
Dear already pleasant looking gay boys with rich dads, you do not need to get your lips done. What is this epidemic and what kind of cartoon mouthed dudes are you idealizing? Thanks god Restylane is temporary.
Exeggcute is a collection of seeds. It says it in the pokedex. They aren’t eggs. You could think of it as if the “nuts with faces” on exeggutor fell off they would form exeggcute. I take my pokemon seriously.
Yeah, but you know that’s just the story department thinking “Uh …what the fuck do we do with these?” Plus the Pokedex changes between generations as to whether or not they’re eggs.
The political tendencies of this blog summed up
Kyle, are you going to write your thoughts out about that video about gender politics that’s been going around?
No, I started to, but I’m really tired and I just kept refreshing my dash instead.
How fucking high were they when came up with Exeggcute and Exeggutor? How frustrated was the one sober guy in the room?
“Wouldn’t it make more sense if instead of a bunch of unconnected eggs functioning as it was like a single Pokemon it was just a single coconut? How about a seed? Or instead of involving into a fucking palm tree it involved into like an omelette? I mean, I know that sounds stupid, but… Wait, what about an eggplant? Haha, get it, an eggplant? Sure, tear my ideas down, but you guys realize that eggs and palm trees have literally nothing at all to do with each other? Everything about these designs are making a mockery of the very idea of Pokemon. It’s a fucking group of angry eggs that evolves into a goofy tree with fangs and dinosaur feet. The only thing that even makes sense about this is that Exeggutor looks stoned out of his minds.”
I got a haircut on Friday, and it looked so onpoint when the stylist finished. The next day I immediately realized I have no idea how to make my hair look good on its own.
Codex Gigas: semiserious: Wait you guys, I just remembered that I pulled the...
Wait you guys, I just remembered that I pulled the equivalent of leaking the IndieFuck’s burnbook? Right?I don’t even remember the details, except that for I felt equal parts “I’m a pretty shitty person” and “lol edrama so silly” about it.
Wait, what if that wasn’t public…
God, I don’t even remember that, but that seems about right. “Obsessed” is a bit of a strong word though. More like “inappropriately emotionally dependent on.”
